Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.
lady gaga turned 28 this year. madonna did that in 1624… when will the plagiarism stop?
don’t date someone you wouldn’t have a harry potter movie marathon with
That’s nearly 24 hours. I wouldn’t do that with anyone
…the weak are already weeding themselves out…
Turtle enjoying a bath)
i used to think
if only you could put pizza on pizza and believe there was no way it could be done
but now, i have seen the light
Claw trap. Touch that belly and you’ll have a permanent kitty attached to your forearm
Holy fucking shit. 😍
This is just perfect!
remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp