*real girls aren't perfect and perfect girls aren't real.

going to the discotheque, getting high and getting wrecked

going to the discotheque, getting high and getting wrecked

catgoddess:

awwww-cute:

Get away from my food! Wait… You’re… Really Fluffy

*Pat pat pat pat*

catgoddess:

awwww-cute:

Get away from my food! Wait… You’re… Really Fluffy

*Pat pat pat pat*

iskariotrising:

Life hack: deal with your emotions by becoming so sleep deprived you no longer have higher order brain functions.

yoncehaunted:

when the teacher answers your question but you still don’t understand 

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assiest:

you can’t spell thug without hug

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emoij:

2007 heart break

emoij:

2007 heart break

nialljhoranvevo:

when that one blogger comes online that everyone hates 

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*gets absolutely nothing done* well time for a break

mxsxlf:

marrmaidd:

irl-spain:

sentimentalslut:

people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways

'eat something'

'buckle up'

'get some sleep'

'here have my fries'

'did you get home safe'

'i can't wait to eat your ass'