*real girls aren't perfect and perfect girls aren't real.

cknd:

Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.

neopetsdiva:

lady gaga turned 28 this year. madonna did that in 1624… when will the plagiarism stop?

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

the-internet-addict:

pottern:

don’t date someone you wouldn’t have a harry potter movie marathon with

That’s nearly 24 hours. I wouldn’t do that with anyone

…the weak are already weeding themselves out…

cat-pic:

『かしこまりました、お嬢様』

cat-pic:

『かしこまりました、お嬢様』

onlylolgifs:

Turtle enjoying a bath)

userbar:

i used to think

if only you could put pizza on pizza and believe there was no way it could be done

but now, i have seen the light

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awwww-cute:

Claw trap. Touch that belly and you’ll have a permanent kitty attached to your forearm

awwww-cute:

Claw trap. Touch that belly and you’ll have a permanent kitty attached to your forearm

heyniicky:

shellyrose21:

Holy fucking shit. 😍

This is just perfect!

tom-spanks:

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp